| Food | |
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too nasty to eat |
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pretty bad but edible |
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just your average food |
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really good |
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out of this world |
| Price | |
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75-cent hamburgers |
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$1.50 hamburgers |
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$2.50 hamburgers |
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$6.00 hamburgers |
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$40.00 lobster |
| Service - efficiency | |
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takes forever and very forgetful |
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slow and sloppy |
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average |
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speedy |
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psychic |
| Service - friendliness | |
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downright rude |
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kind of cold |
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average nice person |
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takes extra time to fuss over the baby |
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sits down and shares pictures of family vacations |
| Appearance | |
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squicky |
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like your average McDonald's or worse |
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like your average chain restaurant |
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nice |
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fantabulous |
| Ambience | |
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skin-crawling |
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vaguely irritating |
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inviting but interested in turnover |
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comfy |
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way cool |
| Kid-friendly | |
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no kids' menu, high chair, and/or crayons |
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some amenities provided, but either too nice or too seedy for kids |
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stuff provided for kids and appropriate food |
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more stuff than average |
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separate play area for kids |
| Bathroom - design | |
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embarrassingly awkward (open blinds or no room to sit) |
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not very nice |
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average |
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ritzy |
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unusual |
| Bathroom - upkeep | |
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gross |
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not clean |
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a little dirt in the grout, but not messy |
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sparkling |
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aseptic |
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has Coke |
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no Coke |
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no Coke, but has Dr. Pepper |
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doesn't even have Dr. Pepper |